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Brain Smasher... A Love Story
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Brain Smasher... A Love Story
November 17, 1993
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Cast (24)
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Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
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Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
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Yuji Okumoto
Wu
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Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
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Brion James
Brown
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Tim Thomerson
Black
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Charles Rocket
Jones
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Nicholas Guest
Smith
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Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
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Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
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Galen Schrick
Jim Romero
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Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco
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Peter Kwong
Red Monk
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Danny Perkin
Guy in Line 2
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Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
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Russ Fast
Ted
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Billie Worley
Punk
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Dee Booher
Bertha
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Liz Sheridan
Ma Molloy
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Lin Shaye
Make up Artist
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Sonia Satra
Model 1
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Ralph Monaco
Molloy Dad
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Anahit Minasyan
Model 2
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Nichole McAuley
Veronica (uncredited)
Crew (30)
Directing
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Albert Pyun
Director
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Mark Cotone
First Assistant Director
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Laura Nisbet Peters
Second Assistant Director
Writing
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Albert Pyun
Writer
Production
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Tom Karnowski
Producer
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Share Stallings
Producer
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Tom McSweeney
Casting
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Cathy Henderson
Casting
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David F. Walker
Production Assistant
Sound
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Anthony Riparetti
Music
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Kevin Benson
Music Supervisor
Art
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Colleen Saro
Art Direction
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Phil Zarling
Production Design
Camera
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George Mooradian
Director of Photography
Costume & Make-Up
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Meta Jardine
Costume Design
Crew
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Denney Pierce
Stunts
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Chad Stahelski
Stunts
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Bob Brown
Stunt Coordinator
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Eddie Matthews
Stunts
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David Boushey
Stunts
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Ronnie Rondell Jr.
Stunts
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Danny Castle
Stunts
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Jon H. Epstein
Stunts
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Maria R. Kelly
Stunts
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Steve Buckley
Stunts
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Burton Richardson
Fight Choreographer
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Simos Kalivas
Stunts
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Gary Edelen
Stunts
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Guy Faria
Special Effects
Editing
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Lauren A. Schaffer
Editor