18 Year Olds With Attitude 18-year olds with attitude! "Teenage grrls rule! We're 18 and cute and 'spunky'. No, that's not what 'spunky' means, pervert. If you want to fill us with your spunk, you're gonna have to buy us stuff at the mall. Watch us try on tiny shoes and impossibly short skirts. Do you like the way our wiggly butts feel as we sit on your lap? Stop peeking at our little rosebud nipples, Mister! And quit trying to work your finger between our tight, virginal lips. What's that? We maxed out your credit card? Hah-hah! Resistance to Teen Power is futile!"