We’re here with tidings of comfort and joy and globs of fake blood around the mouth, because it’s time for Feeders 2: Slay Bells! The movie picks up right where the first one left off… except not really, because one of the actors is playing the same character he was in the first Feeders, while the rest are all playing different characters who nonetheless look exactly the same as they did in the first movie. Confused? Don’t worry, they recap the first movie and re-use some footage from it, which really… doesn’t clear things up at all. However, there are a LOT of scenes in basements, and the best angry boss character we’ve seen since Samurai Cop.