An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan

June 5, 2008

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Cast (181)

Zohan Dvir

Dalia Hakbarah

Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Michael Klayman

Gail Klayman

Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin

Mariah Carey

Dorit

Kids' Salon Owner

Nasi

James T. O'Skanlon

Mrs. Greenhouse

Grant Walbridge

Oori Shulimson

Hamdi

Yosi

Hassan

Michal

Older Lady in Salon

Ze'ev

Older Lady in Salon

Bruce Vilanch

John McEnroe

Zohan's Mother

Zohan's Father

Taxi Driver

Paul Mitchell

Claude

Waleed

Yitzhak

Tom

Pinchas

Aharon

Bashir

Ephraim

Levi

Gray Kleibolt

Philip

Real Estate Agent

Doorman

Mariah's Assistant

Mariah's Assistant

Fred

Coleman

Skizzy

Commander

Second Commander

Koby

Avi

Danny

Sara

Homeless Guy

Exploded Shop Owner

Debbie

Nadira

Mrs. Skitzer

Mrs. Paulson

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Older Lady in Salon

Hip Salon Receptionist

Blonde at Salon

Catty Hairdresser

African American Salon Owner

Little Boy

Doctor

Plus Size Girl at Disco

DJ

First Woman in Cab

First Woman in Cab

Second Woman in Cab

Second Woman in Cab

Angry Tall Driver

Truck Driver

Dog Owner

Hamdi's Passenger

Boy Customer

Arguing Female Customer

Walbridge's Girlfriend

Pharmacist

Inaz

Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Phantom's Trainer

Reporter

Beach Girl

Kayaker

Terrorist with Hand

Disco Merchant

Disco Merchant

Disco Merchant

Rabbi

Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

Hot Girl in Club

Eti

Girl at Mall

Cheerleader

Isreali Fan

Fry Cook

Autograph Seeker #1

Hackey Sack Enthusiast

Isreali Soldier

Businessman

Isreali Dancer

Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Times Square Crazy Man

Phantom's Wife

Nick

Ribbon Cutting Girl

Phantom's Wife

Isreali Hacky Sack Fan

Hot Dog Vendor

Picnic Girl

Electronic Store Customer

Airline Terminal Passenger

Isreali Fan

Disco Merchant

Phantom's Wife

Disco Hip Girl

Girl in Club

Waitress

Commuter

Isreali Soldier

Isreali Soldier

Dalohan Receptionist

Party Guy

Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Hotel Manager

Spectator

Nightclub Bouncer

Amir

Reporter

Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Criminal #3

Shocked Businessman

Go Go Dancer

Businesswoman

Arab #3

Hot Girl / Waitress

Cheerleader

Girl in Club

Phantom's Wife

Hacky Sack Fan

Street Merchant

Redneck Posse Man #2

The Hot Chick

Snooty French Girl at the Club

Middle Eastern Girl

Score Keeper

Fan in the Crowd

Dancer

Woman in Beauty Shop

Angry Palestinian

Little Boy #2

Isreali Soldier

Party Goer

Ruth

Rock-throwing Girl

Zeb

Alena

Angry Palestinian

Shopper

Cafe Customer

Isreali Soldier

Disco-Tech

Girlfriend

Salon Patron

Hot Dog Patron

Limousine Passenger

Girlfriend

Ukrossi

Phantom's Best Friend

Mrs. Haines

George Takei

Phantom's Wife

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)

News Cameraman (uncredited)

Crew (111)

Directing

Second Second Assistant Director

Director

Script Supervisor

Second Assistant Director

First Assistant Director

Writing

Screenplay

Screenplay

Screenplay

Production

Casting

Co-Producer

Executive Producer

Production Supervisor

Casting

Producer

Producer

Unit Production Manager

Associate Producer

Casting Associate

Line Producer

Production Coordinator

Casting Assistant

Location Manager

Production Secretary

Production Accountant

Location Manager

Unit Production Manager

Location Manager

Assistant Location Manager

Casting Assistant

Assistant Location Manager

Executive Producer

Associate Producer

Production Supervisor

Associate Producer

Sound

Utility Sound

Production Sound Mixer

Supervising Sound Editor

Supervising Sound Editor

Music Editor

ADR Mixer

Music Editor

Dialogue Editor

Foley Artist

Boom Operator

Dialogue Editor

Music Supervisor

Foley Supervisor

Music Supervisor

Foley Artist

Foley Mixer

Sound Effects Editor

Sound Effects Editor

Original Music Composer

Art

Set Designer

Art Direction

Art Direction

Set Decoration

Graphic Designer

Leadman

Construction Coordinator

Assistant Property Master

Standby Painter

Production Illustrator

Art Department Coordinator

Set Designer

Production Design

Camera

Key Grip

First Assistant "B" Camera

First Assistant "A" Camera

Still Photographer

"B" Camera Operator

Dolly Grip

Second Assistant "A" Camera

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Best Boy Grip

Dolly Grip

"A" Camera Operator

Best Boy Grip

Director of Photography

Costume & Make-Up

Makeup Artist

Costume Design

Makeup Artist

Prosthetics

Makeup Department Head

Costume Supervisor

Costume Supervisor

Key Hair Stylist

Key Makeup Artist

Assistant Costume Designer

Key Costumer

Hair Department Head

Special Effects Key Makeup Artist

Crew

Stunts

Stunts

Stunt Coordinator

Unit Publicist

Special Effects Coordinator

Craft Service

Transportation Captain

Post Production Supervisor

Transportation Co-Captain

Stunts

Stunts

Editing

Editor

First Assistant Editor

Digital Colorist

Assistant Editor

Lighting

Assistant Chief Lighting Technician

Rigging Gaffer

Chief Lighting Technician

Visual Effects

Visual Effects Supervisor