Remember Pirandello’s Six Characters in Search of an Author? Well, The Timid Debutante is "Five Characters In Search of An Author, A Script, A Set, A Director, A Synchronized Soundtrack -- Anything At All Resembling a Actual Motion Picture." Nevertheless, for sheer arousal power, this little diamond-in-the-rough is unequalled (except, perhaps, by its companion feature). What’s more, starring in the title role is that tender little morsel from West Valley PTA and the timidity of this debutante, the Deviate is thrilled to report, lasts all of about thirty seconds.