-Hollywood gay old man

-intro

-the power of the camera: the drunk imbecile that tom and Phil met in a bar. Who is tied up, and covered with milk

-guest: car starter expert. Tom covers his face with tinfoil and screams at him

-Humplik: an astronaut in training

-tom walks with a swagger

-Phil's pickup techniques.. trying to get tom a hug and kiss, phil practically humps a chick

-cookin a live lobster with Glenn and tom

-NYPD GREEN : the smallest father. "your father is dead asshole"

-harassing a nice pakistani man. "say you love the tom green show" "i dove de domb gren shiew"

-band: bertha does moosejaw

-toms eyes and talking with ray, as credits roll