- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon

- Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet

- Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk

- Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump

- Intercom trixter

- Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis

- Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada

- Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn

- Rescuing a dead hawk

- Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box

- Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up

- Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon

- Guest: a psychic that really sucks.