- Allen Shields in his undies falls down the stairs

- Intro

- Blue faced Humplik. Contest: Guess the sound. Glenn likes his sisters breasts

- Tourist Tom: "This sucks.. ohh that sucks"

- Phone fun: calling people, guess the sound contest

- Billy Bob: drinking the kids juice.. - Phil Giroux: likes to laugh at the less fortunate

- Talking with the deaf old man, makin faces

- Tom and Glenn makeout

- 3am in St. Paul. The UFO visitor

- Guest: Art the sperm expert. Phils semen is tested, then flung at Glenn by Tom.

- The rock collector: Tom eats cow shite

- Chainsawing the desk: evacuate the studio

- Crowd outside, Tom plays in a fire truck...