- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic

- Intro

- Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn

- You can order these amazing products

- Dancing with dead fishes

- A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk

- Security Enthusiast

- The man with paper wings

- Toms revenge on metro magazine

- "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance

- More fly swatter fun

- Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?"

- Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole

- Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!