Charles and Diana.

Opening Titles.

Opening Remarks: The big prop gag.

News Desk: H. Ross Perot (Rob), beached whales, Captain Hazelwood, faulty $5 note, athletes uniforms, The Angels press conference (Aaron Beaucaire appearance).

Hardly Permanent Building Society.

Dead Sea Scrolls.

Shitscared: Shindo Ki.

Keyboard Classics.

Muckraking: Todd's death on Neighbours, Muckraking bookie board.

Tony's Stand Up: "Michael Stipe: What is he on about?".

ABC Tonight's Line up: Who Knew Brett Best.

The Olden Days: Episode One "Missing Moustaches".

Countdown Classics: Saturday Night Fever Dance Comp Final April 1978, Bee Gees.

Septic Springs Mineral Water.

News Desk Update: John Hewson Interview, Bill Clinton (Rob).

Postcard from Shoppingtown: Includes Poster Top 7.

Commercial Crimestoppers: Birdwood Mill Medieval Fair, Dream Pillow.

New $5 note: Tony and his Gran.

Graham and the Colonel.

Closing: Worst album covers.