"No Road To Barcelona: Australian Olympic Athletes".

Opening Titles.

Opening Remarks: Gulf War 2, Olympic Opening ceremony.

News Desk: Barcelona Olympics, UN weapons inspectors, Bill Kelty (Rob), Daryl Braithwaite in court, kidney for sale, Lisa Curry-Kenny (Jane).

The Daishitsu.

Olympic Village Design Submission.

Michael Collins in orbit.

Countdown Classics: 100th show.

Postcard from The Science Show.

Tony's Stand-up: "'Gis the Olympics".

The Olden Days: Episode Two "Maltreated Millinery".

Muckraking: Cluedo, Top 5 Professors, Daddo Census form.

Elton John.

New Desk Update: Olympic athlete missing, Adelaide Commonwealth Games Bid, Fat Bloke's triathlon, deaths in custody, Water polo team.

Shitscared: Bungy jump.

Commercial Crimestoppers: Birdwood Medieval Fair letter, All Tools, Ken Bruce (and his twin sister Madonna), National Menswear Wholesalers.

Mail order addicts: The TV magnifier.

Graham and the Colonel: Happy Birthday Bert, Opening ceremony, The Deltones at the Olympics, Ben Johnson.

Closing: Worst album covers.