ABC Tonight's line up: Elle McPherson, Kokoda Legacy.

Opening Titles.

Opening Remarks: Elle's Bali special, Bullshit story, Where's Jase? (The Three Investigators), Jase's dressing room.

News Desk: UN evacuate Bosnia, concentration camps, Australian dollar, Leyland Brother's World. George Bush (Rob), Phil Tufnel bowled, 4wd through Parliament House, Leyland Brothers.

Blitzkrieg Shampoo.

Understanding Wogs: Uncle Alberto's house and in audience.

Countdown Classics: "Music is like a Drug".

The Olden Days: Episode Five "Incident at Frontbottoms".

Mick's 1993 calendar.

Vietnam - The Aftermath.

Setting Up a Video Shop: Tony. Philip Brady as the celebrity stooge.

Commercial Crimestoppers: Massaro Motors, Thigh Blaster, Communication Brokers update.

Barcelona 92: Paper Boy Pursuit.

Toilet Break: The Four Kinsmen "Green Door".

News Desk Update: Children of God sect, fake souvenirs, Ice T, 4WD through Parliament House.

Wankarola Mobile Phones.

Mick and Jase's holiday slide show to Egg World Aaron Beaucaire Appearance.

Ads: Accent on Lunacy Driving School, Embarrassing Hairpieces, Jeans 'n' Stuff All Else.

TV extras: with guests Guy Pearce and Lucinda Cowden from 'Neighbours'.

Graham and the Colonel. Injured athletes, Colonel's poem, Elle McPherson's doco.

Closing: Worst album covers