John Farnham and Glen Wheatley.

Opening Titles.

Opening Remarks: Fergie and Woody Allen's financial advise, The Joy of Financial Advice.

News Desk: Budget week, John Dawkins, Peter Reith (Rob), Presidential Campagne, George Bush (Rob), Woody Allen (Tony) & Mia Farrow (Jane).

Butchs Hair Salon.

Countdown Classics: "Ladies of Countdown". Marcia Hines, Cheetah, Christie Allen, Linda Ronstadt, Pussyfoot, Noosha Fox, Elton John, Promises.

The Olden Days: Episode Six "Frontbottom Gets The Shaft".

Muckraking: Marilyn Monroe's death TV special.

Actors before they were actors: Robert DeNiro.

Mr. Chuckles' tax audit.

Interior Design with Max Meehan (Jase) & Alfonzo Valari (Santo) with Jane interviewing.

Commercial Crimestoppers: Doberman Shutters, Bavarian Shutters, unknown ad and competition.

Shitscared: Mt Hotham.

Toilet Break: Just Jeans commercial, The Four Kinsmen doing Ice T.

News Desk Update: Janet Holmes A'Court, UN convoy, ambulance service, US Presidential election.

Pissweak Colonial World.

Album cover demonstrations.

Hack 2000 food processor.

Dog food.

Graham and the Colonel. Parliament, cricket

Closing: Worst album covers.