Come Fly With Me: Reporter Rock Granite interviews abductees about their experiences in the spaceships and shows an unusual fascination with the little green men.

Crouching Cougar, Hunched Over Bear: This story follows Reporter Sh'l'wannala Jackson who interviews a most unusual chiropractor, the only one in the world who attempts to adjust cougars and bears. His methods will shock you!

Scam Artists: We follow the beautiful investigative Reporter Rain Bongwater who reports about a sculptor who is scamming wealthy innocents into buying his so-called works of art.

In closing, we have a parting shot from Harry Flotsam on the subject of Nipples.