Opening number, "Hooray for Hollywood" (Mercer/Whiting) (all)

Greeting sketch in which Bobby complains that the show's comedy stinks.

(Commercial break)

Musical Number, "Make 'Em Laugh" (Brown/Freed) (Mike, Carol, Greg, Marcia, Peter)

Alice & Merrill tell some very bad jokes.

Musical number, Reprise of "Make 'Em Laugh" (Brown/Freed) (Alice, Merrill)

(Commercial break)

Musical number, "Sing" (Raposo) (Colette the Puppet, Peter)

Dissolve to:

Bobby laments Peter's singing and the family's lack of comedy. He then mashes a cream pie into his own face and introduces the following sketch:

Alice and Merrill play with the CB radio. Bobby complains that the show isn't funny. Alice has reservations about the show's humor. Mike and Carol and Alice step out to the beach. Bobby hears Milton Berle hamming it up on the CB radio. Merrill talks to Berle using the handle "Blond Bombshell" and warns Bobby he'll smack him if he tells anyone (is this a hint at Merrill's veiled sexuality?). Bobby asks