Hollywood Director features Colin giving notes to a western cowboy (Ryan) holding up a train with a beautiful woman (Wayne) on it, with another cowboy to the rescue (Chip); Doo Wop features Colin, Chip, and Wayne singing about Diana, who was killed in a tragic bowling accident; Scenes from a Hat includes ""What Drew Whispers in his date's ear,"" and ""A bad time for that laxative to kick in""; Greatest Hits features Colin and Ryan introducing ""Songs of Hor-ror Movies"".

Wayne wins, and he looks on at Helping Hands as Ryan (hands provided by Colin) is at a cabin in the woods proposing to his girlfriend Drew.