Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.Questions Only: Kathy and Wayne start in a scene where they are a very passionate couple who stumble across Frankenstein's castle one stormy night.

Sound Effects: Bad-tempered Santa Ryan and panicky elf Colin are late loading up the sleigh to start their round of deliveries. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Karen does them for Colin.

Weird Newscasters: Reporting are:

Anchor: Colin(Dan 'You're Gonna Pay Me Back That Ten' Bucks)

Co-Anchor: Kathy(Doody McPherson), a hideous old crone coming on to all of the men.

Sports: Wayne, whose body is being controlled by a prankster in the audience.

Weather: Ryan(Stormy), a hi-tech thief on a mission to steal the amazingly life-like Kathy Greenwood statue.

Scenes From A Hat: If statues could speak, things you don't want to see old people doing and outtakes from the Whose Line soap opera.

Helping Hands: Martha Stewart is away and Ryan (using Colin's hands) is her bad-tempered stand-in holding a master for Kathy, giving her tips for the holiday season.Winner: None announced

Credit Reading: All four as if their bodies were being controlled by a prankster in the audience.