Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.Award Show: Greg and Wayne host the criminals award show, with Ryan and Colin as nominees(and winners) in the audience.

Newsflash: Colin reports from movie explosions to Greg and Ryan in the studio.

Irish Drinking Song: About having a hairy back.

Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin do the world's worst dating service videos.

Film Dub: Ryan, Greg and Colin do a scene about the morning after a big party.

Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Nurse. Wayne sings:

It's Not That Kind Of Thermometer as Earth, Wind & Fire

Turn And Cough in mariachi style.

World's Worst: Hitchhikers to give a ride to; Drew replacing Wayne.Winner: Wayne

Credit Reading: Wayne and Greg as two Army officers in the heat of battle deciding which soldiers to send on a dangerous mission.