Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan.Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock Evening News are:

Anchor: Denny(Fifi Leadbottom)

Co-Anchor: Colin(Rock Solid), an awkward teenager on his first date with Denny

Sports: Wayne, Richard Simmons

Weather: Ryan(Rock 'Paper And' Scissors), attatched to Denny by a strong rubber band.

Song Styles: Wayne sings to Shelly, a housewife with a year-and-a half old, as James Brown.

Narrate: Colin and Ryan do a film noir scene set in a bowling alley.

Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Denny and Ryan.

Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Fish Cutter. Wayne sings:

'Of Cod And Country' in swing style

'Someone Call The Carps' in reggae style

'Your Plaice Or Mine?' in classic rock-and-roll style.

Dead Bodies: Drew, Denny, Colin and audience member Jerress do the following scene: Drew is a Baywatch lifeguard who has just saved Jerress from drowning and Denny is his jealous girlfriend. However, Drew and Jerress are dead and when Denny comes in she dies. Colin carries on the scene by manipulating them.Winner: Denny and Colin

Credit Reading: None.