Seating Order: Brad, Patrick, Colin, and Ryan.Let's Make A Date: Patrick has to choose from:

Brad: a catty Vegas showgirl

Colin: Hannibal Lecter

Ryan: a boisterous drunk in a strip club.

Film, TV and Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin are alligator hunters in the Everglades.

Styles: Elvis, horror movie, South Park, Star Trek, martial arts movie, and Lone Ranger.

Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The 11:30 News are:

Anchor: Brad(Oblong Monkeyplaster)

Co-Anchor: Ryan(Cheese Slices), a bad magician

Sports: Patrick(Turkey Baster), an emotional actor accepting an award

Weather: Colin(Relish Sandalstraps), desperate to go to the bathroom.

Secret: Ryan and Colin are Adam and Eve with the secret(an extra rib) under a fig leaf.

Newsflash: Colin reports from people playing and living underwater to Ryan, Patrick and Brad in the studio.

Scene To Rap: Brad and Patrick, joined later by Colin and Ryan, do a scene at a mini-mart.Winner: All four

Credit Reading: None.