Richard forgot to lube his nipples and now he's in all kinds of pain, but he's mainly glad that his nipples get to experience any sensation at all. And hopefully his guest this week will steer clear of his breast area and who to make up for his Edinburgh Fringe Podcast no-show, turned up two hours early, Brendon Burns. They chat about why Stewart Lee fans are "the worst", whether certain words are unsayable, how splitting yourself into two different comedic personalities can only lead to mental breakdown, if the loss of libido is a blessed release and what it's like to be mistaken for Ferris Bueller.