Rich discovers that someone from US TV is in the audience and considers sending the guest home so he can audition for a stand-up special, but Chris Addison is backstage and it would be rude to do that after he’s bothered to come in. The pair chat about wikipedia based factual inaccuracies, the true story of how Chris was nearly Doctor Who, the technical realities of sewing people together anus to mouth, some thoughtful exposition about a world with realistic robots, whether opera is obviously shit or if it’s actually good, why American TV produces the results that the UK seemingly can’t, as well as having a smack down between the average Herring and Addison fans. And can Rich Columbo Chris at the end?