Pilot - S0.E1

The following synopsis is of the version included on the Little Britain DVD. Broadcast versions may not include all of the following sketches.

• Vicky Pollard's in court charged with shoplifting.

• At the Aberdoon Stook Hoose a couple want to complement the Chef and find out his secrets.

• Latymer Crowe makes his client think of a hoard of marauding buffalo.

• Emily Howard, goes to a swimming pool in Mirkin.

• Mr Mann goes into Roy's Toy Shop.

• The Prime Minister holds a political press conference with some unusual people.

• Latymer wants his client to think of children throwing stones at a pensioner.

• Fat Fighters have a new 13 year old member.

• Sebastian pretends to rescue the PM from a sniper attack.

• Jeremy has a part for Dennis Waterman in a new ITV drama series.

• Love at first sight for Jason as Gary introduces him to his Nan.

• Latymer Crowe sings his client a very loud lullaby

• Daffyd Thomas' gay claim is challanged.

• World Record Attempt for Domino Toppling