Fans of the Week: West Ham

Score in CHiPS: Two

Footballer Guest: Robbie Savage (Leicester)

Other Guest: Huw Higginson (The Bill)

On the Phone:

-Tony Cottee (Leicester)

-Alan Ball (Portsmouth manager)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. FA Cup cheating 2. FA chief's job 3. Flying hot dogs/sausage rolls 4. Bassett hounded out 5. Man Utd leisure time

Soccerette: Age 24, 5 foot 7, from Doncaster, supports Sheff Utd (is 'Miss Sheffield') and is called Julie.

Soccer Locker: Carl Cort (Wimbledon)

What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Played the guitar.

Can He Kick It? Guest: George Parris (ex West Ham)

Could He Kick It? No - the Cat saved it.