Fans of the Week: Ipswich.

Score in CHiPS: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Ian Rush (Wrexham; ex Liverpool, Juventus etc)

On the Phone:

-Tony Cottee (Leicester)

-Alan Ball (Portsmouth manager)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Merson unsettled again 2. Venables 3. Giant killing 4. John Hartson 5. Football court cases

Soccerette: Age 16, 5 foot 4, from Barry (Wales), supports Aston Villa and is called Holly.

Soccer Locker: Joe Cole (West Ham)

What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Tim and Helen both danced.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Joey Jones (ex Chelsea, Liverpool etc)

Could He Kick It? No - the Cat stupidly saved it.