Fans of the Week: Gillingham

Score in CHiPS: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Ken Monkou (AKA Storm) (Southampton)

Other Guest: Shovell (M-People) (Gooner)

On the Phone:

-Gary Firmager (West Ham fanzine)

-Kevin Francis (Oxford)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Mike Reed and Chelsea penalties 2. Stan Collymore 3. Arsenal persecution complex 4. Glenn Hoddle 5. Wimbledon/Spurs 6. The millennium

Soccerette: Age 16, 5 foot 7, from Beaconsfield, supports Spurs and is called Helen.

Soccer Locker: Kevin Francis (Oxford)

What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Played the piano.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Ted McDougall (ex Liverpool, Man Utd etc)

Could He Kick It? No - he hit it wide.