Fans of the Week: Everton.

Score in CHiPS: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Semassi Abou (West Ham)

Other Guest: Happy Mondays: Bez and Gaz (both Man Utd fans)

On the Phone: Kieron Dyer (Ipswich)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Glenn Hoddle 2. Howard Wilkinson 3. El Tel back in the running 4. Managers not wanting England job 5. Eileen Drewery 6. The millennium

Soccerette: Age 20, 5 foot 3, from Walthomstone, supports Arsenal and is called Nicole.

Soccer Locker: Paul Furlong (Birmingham)

What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: Played the accordian.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Terry Curran (ex Everton, Derby etc)

Could He Kick It? No - he hit the post.