Fans of the Week: West Brom (Baggies)

Score in CHiPS: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Michael Duberry (Chelsea)

Other Guest: Audioweb: Martin and Maxie (Man Utd fans)

On the Phone:

-Joff Wild (Spurs fanzine)

-Doug Ellis (Aston Villa chairman)

-Craig Hignett (Barnsley)

-Gifton Noel-Williams (Watford) called about the 20 pounds of spuds that he and Martin (from Audioweb) bet last season on the show, on the title race between Arsenal and Man Utd

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Spurs are back 2. Dwight Yorke penalties 3. Kevin Keegan 4. Villa's season in freefall 5. Ungentlemanly conduct 6. The millennium

Soccerette: (Same as last week because the Man Utd fans gave her grief) Age 17, 5 foot 7, from Letchworth, supports Liverpool and is called Rebecca.

Soccer Locker: Phillipe Albert (Fulham)

What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: He drew a picture of what the first caller looked like.