Fans of the Week: Scarborough.

Score in CHiPS: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Alex Rae (Sunderland)

Other Guest: Steve Pinder (Max Farnham, Brookside) (Blackburn fan)

On the Phone:

-Steve Harahan (Liverpool fanzine)

-Gary McAllister (Coventry)

-Michael Grade (Charlton director)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Bergkamp back to his best 2. Spurs on course for Wembley double 3. Celtic Rangers goal glut 4. Anelka Owen transfer speculation 5. Di Canio still ranting 6. The millennium

Soccerette: (Tim's old teacher) Age 48, 5 foot 10, from Chelmsford, supports Wrexham and is called Miss Griffiths.

Soccer Locker: Harold Bratbakk (Celtic)

What Tim did Before Soccer Locker: He drew a picture of what the first caller looked like.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Alan Cork (ex Wimbledon, Sheff Utd etc)

Could He Kick It? No - hit the post.