Fans of the Week: Walsall.

Score in CHiPS: Zero.

Footballer Guests:

-Kevin Phillips (Sunderland)

-Chris Bart-Williams (Notts Forest)

On the Phone:

-Mark Robins (Man City)

-Kasey Keller (Leicester)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. England injury crisis 2. Whinging foreigners 3. Transfer deadline deals 4. Spurs are back 5. Robbie Savage 6. Oscars 7. The millennium

Soccerette: Age 23, 5 foot 9, from near Wallsall, Poland, supports Poland and is called Basha.

Soccer Locker: Louis Saha (Newcastle)

Can He Kick It? Guest: Geoff Pike (ex West Ham, Notts County etc)

Could He Kick It? Yes.