Fans of the Week: Bury.

Score in CHiPS: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Mark Robins (Man City)

Other Guest: Tony Robinson (actor; Bauldrick) (Bristol City fan)

On the Phone:

-David Johnson (Ipswich)

-Terry Venables (ex England manager)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Title race going to wire 2. Man Utd players' cars 3. Referees are rubbish 4. Keegan walking out on Fulham 5. Footballer of the year awards 6. The millennium

Soccerette: Age 21, 5 foot 5, from Milton Keynes, supports Man Utd and is called Alison.

Soccer Locker: Kevin Campbell (Everton)

Can He Kick It? Guest: Peter Nicholas (ex Arsenal, Chelsea etc)

Could He Kick It? No - the Cat saved it.