Fans of the Week: Everton. Score in LOBSTAR: One. Footballer Guest: Steve Howey (Newcastle)

Other Guests: Ray Winstone (West Ham fan) and Karl Howman (Charlton fan)

On the Phone:

-Dean Saunders (Bradford) -Ken Hedcroft (Hartlepool chairman)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Nightmare start for Newcastle 2. Uriah Rennie 3. Early contenders for goal of the season 4. Roy Keane transfer talks 5. Francis Jeffers on/off transfer 6. The millennium

Soccerette: Age 21, 5 foot 5, from Northampton, supports Aston Villa and is called Nathalie.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Graham Sharp (ex Everton etc) Could He Kick It? No - the Cat got a leg to it.