Fans of the Week: Aston Villa. Score in LOBSTAR: Zero. Footballer Guest: Lee Sharpe (Bradford) Other Guest: Richard Driscoll (from EastEnders)

On the Phone:

-Andy Morrison (Man City)

-Carlton Palmer (Notts Forest)

-Steve Wraithe (Newcastle fanzine)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Ruudi on way out 2. Fans should be nice to Beckham 3. Ian Wright - end of an era 4. Robbie Keane - suprise move to Coventry 5. Too many foreigners in the Premiership 6. The millennium

Soccerette: Age 21, 5 foot 7, from Sunberry-on-Thames, supports ? and is called Kelly.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Dave Bennet (ex Coventry etc)

Could He Kick It? Yes - the Cat went the wrong way.