Fans of the Week: Millwall. Score in LOBSTAR: One

Footballer Guests: -Keith Curle (Wolves) -Ade Akinbiyi (Wolves)

Other Guest: Phil Daniels (thespian) (Chelsea fan)

On the Phone: -Matt Le Tissier (Southampton) -John Aldridge (Tranmere manager) -Rob Nicols (Middlesbrough fanzine)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. FA Cup devalued 2. Southgate why?????? 3. Boro - nightmare week 4. Ginola Shearer rift 5. Martin Edwards - astonishing attack

Changing Rooms: Paulo di Canio (West Ham) - says that Roy Keane is the best player in the Premiership, Martin Keown is the toughest defender, Old Trafford is his favourite away ground and he revealed his tattoos - on both his arms.

Soccerette: Called Louise, age 21, 5 foot 7, from Hillingdon, supports Wycombe.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Peter Withe (ex Villa etc - currently the Thailand national coach) Could He Kick It? No - another save by the Cat.