Fans of the Week: Chesterfield. Score in LOBSTAR: Three.

Footballer Guest: David Burrows (Coventry) Other Guest: Simon Day (Fast Show) (West Ham fan)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Referees 2. Chris Sutton transfer 3. Man Utd - shirt deal 4. Penalty shootouts 5. West Ham v Villa 6. George Weah 7. The bloomin' flu

Changing Rooms: Matt Le Tissier (Southampton) said that the best players in the Premiership are Shearer and Beckham, his best ever match was England B vs Russia B, he supported Spurs as a child, he relaxes by watching TV, playing snooker and his Playstation, he wouldn't play for Portsmouth and his best goal was for Southampton away at Blackburn in 1995.

Soccerette: Called Lucy, age 19, 5 foot 6, from Coventry, supports Coventry.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Mark Chamberlain (ex Sheff Wed, Exeter etc) Could He Kick It? Yes - the Cat didn't move.