Fans of the Week: Southampton. Score in LOBSTAR: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Neil Lennon (Leicester) Other Guest: Ralph Little (Anthony, the Royle Family) (Man Utd fan)

On the Phone: -Efan Ekoku (Grasshopper Zurich) -Jim Milton (Airdrie fanzine)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Sunderland bubble burst 2. Bryan Robson - job on line 3. Danny Wilson - stay or go 4. Joe Cole for England 5. Leicester - do or die spirit

Changing Rooms: David James (Aston Villa) said that if he wasn't a keeper, he'd be either on the bench or a striker, the best keeper in England is Nigel Martyn and the best in the world at the moment are Toldo and Buffon. He thinks the best striker he's faced is Batistuta ('strong and quick') his hobbies are gardening and DJ-ing and his best friend in football is Steve McManaman.

Soccerette: Called Marlene, age 22, 5 foot 4, from Luton, supports Luton.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Keith Houchan (ex Coventry etc) Could He Kick It? Yes.