Fans of the Week: Oxford. Score in LOBSTAR: Two.

Footballer Guests: -Steve Morrow (QPR) -Danny Maddix (QPR)

Other Guest: Jimmy Nesbitt (from Cold Feet etc) (Man Utd fan)

On the Phone:

-Marcus Stewart (Ipswich) -Jason McAteer (Blackburn) -Pavel Srnicek (Sheff Wed) -Ken Thomson (Deputy chariman, Inverness CT)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Rejuvenated Paul Merson 2. United have won title already 3. John Barnes - had to go 4. Stan Collymore - last chance 5. Referee's goal celebrations 6. Dodgy plane hijacks

Soccerette: Called Lynn, age 19, 5 foot 5, from Newcastle, supports Newcastle.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Brian Gunn (ex Norwich, Arsenal etc) Could He Kick It? Yes - the Cat was nowhere near.