Fans of the Week: Gillingham. Score in LOBSTAR: Two.

Footballer Guest: James Beattie (Southampton) Other Guests:

-Artful Dodger: Peter (Southampton fan) -Bradley Walsh (comedian) (Arsenal fan)

On the Phone: -Jim Leighton (Aberdeen) -John Aldridge (Tranmere manager) -Barry Kilby (Burnley chairman)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Footballer's indiscipline 2. Gazza - insult to injury 3. Arsenal season over 4. Ian Wright's itchy feet 5. Stan Collymore

Changing Rooms: Joe Cole (West Ham) said: his childhood heroes were Gazza, Maradonna and Ian Wright, his toughest opponents have been Ryan Giggs and Harry Kewell. His game to forget would be Tranmere in the FA Cup this season, his strengths are his quick feet and he said that if he wasn't a footballer, he'd probably work on his dad's fruit and veg stall.

Soccerette: Called Nathalie, age 20, 5 foot 7, from Chiswick, supports Brentford.

Can He Kick It? Guest: Kenny Hibbitt (ex Wolves etc) Could He Kick It? No -