Fans of the Week: Wimbledon. Score in LOBSTAR: ""A big fat lonely second division zero.""

Footballer Guests: -Jamie Lawrence (Bradford) -Martin O'Connor (Birmingham)

Other Guests: Top Loader: Julian (West Ham), Rob (Chelsea) and Joe (Liverpool)

On the Phone: -Richard Murray (Charlton chairman) -Dave Beasant (Notts Forest) -Don Hutchinson (Everton)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. European disappointments 2. Wimbledon - on the edge 3. Sheffield Wednesday - great escape 4. Arsenal - flying the flag 5. Van Nistlerooy

Changing Rooms: Ian Harte (Leeds). He supported Liverpool and Man Utd as a child, the best player he's played with is Roy Keane, the best players he's faced are Batistuta and Beckham, his player of the year is Kevin Phillips, the best goal he's scored was vs Derby (home) last season, the West Ham fans have given him the most stick, the biggest wind-up merchant is Dennis Wise and the dirtiest Leeds player is Alan Smith.

Soccerette: Called Katie, ag