Fans of the Week: Ipswich. Score in LOBSTAR: Zero.

Footballer Guest: Stan Collymore (Leicester) Other Guests: The Charlatans: Tim and Mark (both Man Utd fans)

Footballing Phono Nono's

1. Vialli - back to Serie A 2. Van Nistlerooy 3. Thierry Henry - flying 4. Olsen - done a bunk 5. Wenger - back to Japan

Soccerette: Called Jade, age 18, 5 foot 8, from Manchester, supports Man City.

Can He Kick It? Guest: David Hirst (ex Sheff Wed etc) Could He Kick It? Yes - top right corner.