FOOTBALLER GUEST: Keith O'Neill (Coventry) OTHER GUEST: Boniface (footballer-come-R&B star.. Chelsea fan)

ON THE PHONE: Lee Sharpe (Exeter) CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Stan Collymore (ex Villa, Liverpool etc) COULD HE? Of course: Le Chat had no chance.

FANS OF THE WEEK: Birmingham.

SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Five.

CHANGING ROOMS: Jairzinho (Brazil legend).

He revealed that:

He started playing footie at 7 with a football made of socks. His football hero was Garincha. He was the manager to discover Ronaldo. Ronaldinho's goal against England was deliberate. England played too defensively in the World Cup. Enjoys watching Scholes and Gerrard play, but Owen is the best player in England today.

STUCK ON THE MOON CDs David Dunn (Blackburn) Top Three Singles: Just Lookin' - Stereophonics Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis Your Song - Elton John Favourite Album:

Definitely Maybe - Oasis Favourite Film: Shawshank Redemption

PLAYLIST: Death in Vegas (Hands Around My