FOOTBALLER GUEST: Ade Akinbiyi (Crystal Palace) OTHER GUEST: Karl Howman (thespian, endorser of clean floors and Charlton fan)

ON THE PHONE - Milan Mandaric (Portsmouth chairman) Charlie Nicolas Bradley Walsh (commentator extraordinaire) Chris Kamara live from The Hawthorns Ray Winstone (The Daddy)

CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: John Beresford (ex Newcastle, Southampton etc) COULD HE? Slotted ball past the Cat.

FANS OF THE WEEK: Grimsby

SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Five CHANGING ROOMS: Shaun Bartlett (Charlton). He revealed that: He supported Man Utd as a boy. His football rival is Lucas Radebe, who he's having a 'personal duel' with. The biggest wind-up merchant is Roy Keane. He'd never play for West Ham. His best mate in football is Mark Fish. If he wasn't a footballer, he'd probably be a teacher.

STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Ryan Giggs (Man Utd) Top Three Singles: With Or Without You - U2 I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye Unde