FOOTBALLER GUEST: Steve Guppy (Celtic) OTHER GUESTS: James Alexandrou (Arsenal fan)

ON THE PHONE: Carlton Palmer (Stockport manager) Jamie Redknapp (Spurs) Charlie Nicolas

CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: Paul Walsh (ex Portsmouth, Liverpool, Man City) COULD HE? Rammed it past the Cat. FANS OF THE WEEK: Swansea

SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Seven CHANGING ROOMS: Olivier Dacourt (Leeds).

He revealed that: His football hero was Kevin Keegan. He supported Bordeaux as a boy. The best player he's played with is Zidane. The biggest wind-up merchant is Steven Gerrard. His most memorable matches were the Merseyside derbies. His nickname is Ollie.

STUCK ON THE MOON CDs: Darius Vassell (Villa) Top Three Singles: Dilemma - Nelly feat Kelly Rowland Gansta Lovin - Eve feat Alicia Keys Girlfriend - NSYNC feat Nelly Favourite Album: Life Goes On - Donell Jones Favourite Film: Training Day

PLAYLIST Fischerspooner (The 15th); Aphex Twin (Windowlicker); Groove Arm