FOOTBALLER GUEST: John Wark (ex Ipswich, Liverpool etc) OTHER GUEST: Ronnie Irani (England cricketer and Man Utd fan)

ON THE PHONE: Charlie Nicolas Ricky Hatton (live from Maine Road)

CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: John Wark. COULD HE? Yep. Quality penalty. FANS OF THE WEEK: Nottingham Forest

SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Three CHANGING ROOMS: Ugo Ehiogu (Middlesbrough). He revealed that: He supported Liverpool as a boy. His footballing hero was Alan Hansen. The best player he's played with is Paul McGrath. The best he's played against is Christian Vieiri. The biggest wind-up merchant is Robbie Savage. His nickname is Jurassic. His career high was scoring for England.

PLAYLIST: French Kicks (Wrong Side); Gold Chains (The Game); Supergrass (Never Done Nothing Like That Before); The Wedding Present (My Favourite Dress); The Free Association (I Wish I Had a Wooden Heart); Liam Lynch (United States of Whatever); Death in Vegas (Scorpio Rising)