Fox’s X-Men franchise was one of the most beloved superhero properties in the world before it fizzled out and was ultimately purchased by Disney. In the midst of that big Disney-Fox merger though was one final movie set in that universe… The New Mutants.

The New Mutants definitely raises some questions. Like why did this take three years to see the light of day? How is there only one person working at this facility? Is Dani’s power supposed to be a surprise? What’s actually going on in this movie? Why isn’t Illyana teleporting away? Why is Roberto doing dishes in every scene? Was this supposed to be a pilot for a TV show? What’s up with the bear ex machina?