Topics the panelists thought uproarious include: singer Michael Jackson fathers quadruplets according to a magazine celebrity gossip like Justin Timberlake is unfaithful to Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears wedding to cost 1.8MM, and more the Bush Twins help Dubya's presidential political campaign California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger calls state Democratic leaders girlie-men good film sequels like Spider-Man 2, The Bourne Supremacy, and others the CBS's reality show The Amazing Race 5 good reasons to see the Guys Gone Wild DVD/Video old television shows on DVD Madonna opens a Kabbalah Center and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity political endorsements.

Word of the week: lip venom--lip gloss that make your lips burn and swell.

Who had the best week ever: actor-singer Ashlee Simpson. She just released her first album and is still busy as an actor.

Closing video: ""Pieces of Me,"" by Ashlee Simpson.