Episode 31 - S2.E5

* Intro Joke; Token Anzac Day picture.

* Change of names; Various Big Brother Australia 2007 housemates.

* Sketch; Chaser Channel Nine pilot, brought to you by Toyota, including:

o Surprise Spruiker; Coles ("totally brilliant supermarket").

o Stunt (Election Wach); John Howard, ("I like Work Choices").

o What We Have Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; "A Current Affair Leads in Exclusives... and General Excellence".

* Stunt; Could Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) pick up a girl?.

* If Life Were A Musical; "I need a hammer".

* Stunt; Dancing with Kerry-Anne.

* Stunt; Putting people on hold.

* Sketch; The Logie Orchestra in normal life.

* Firth in the USA; Famous world landmarks being told they are all in Australia.

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Segues, Lesson 17: Menaces to Society.

* Ad/Trailer; "Lets Ground JetStar".

* The Fixers; Alan Jones, Graffiti, Immigration, Dolly Magazine.

* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (McDonalds) (Part 4).

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "And remember as I always like to say about the show..." (orchestra plays).