* Intro Joke; Political Prisoners of the week: Paris Hilton and Aung San Suu Kyi.

* Change of names; Craig - Mick Molloy, Chris - Nikki Osborne, Julian - Akmal Saleh, Chas - Gary Eck, Andrew - Jackie O.

* Intro; Paris Hilton goes to jail; John Howard "Who do you trust?".

* Stunt; Testing the Peel Hotel and Polish club's gaydars with Tinky Winky.

* Mr. Ten Questions; Sophia Loren.

* Stunt; The Licciardello Plan for climate change.

* Ad/Trailer; First Tuesday Porno Club (Parody of First Tuesday Book Club).

* Citizens Infringement Officer; Wacky comedy t-shirts.

* Ad/Trailer; "Thank Allah You're Here" (Parody of Thank God You're Here).

* Firth in the USA; What do Americans remember about September 11, 2001.

* Song; "US Bases, hell why not?" (parody of US Forces by Midnight Oil highlighting (former lead singer) Peter Garrett's changes of policy).

* Observation; Different types of footwear hanging on wires above houses have different meanings.

* Stunt; A large group of people gatecrashing a house that's is open for inspection and having a party.

* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Discussing collection of sperm for a sperm bank.

* The Fixers; Malcolm Turnbull, Broadsheet newspapers (which involved reading a newspaper blanket on public transport).

* Ad/Trailer; Lop off a limb for leprosy day.

* Ad Road Test

o Discussed inability to road test the new Tooheys New ad due to not knowing the premise of it.

o Terrain testing footwear at Athlete's Foot.