* Intro Joke; Only 27 minutes to go until Summer Heights High
* Change of names; Craig - James Mathison, Chris - Andrew G, Julian - Kyle Sandilands, Chas - Ian "Dicko" Dickson, Andrew - Marcia Hines
* Intro; John Howard's poll results
* Stunt; Redecorating Malcolm Turnbull's office with John Howard posters
* Stunt; Being able to receive free goods and services on your wedding day (which included a free slab of beer, free food, free movie tickets and popcorn, a free jet boat ride, an unreserved table in an upmarket restaurant with a free dessert and a free performance from Kamahl)
* Surprise Spruiker; The Royal Australian Navy Base promoting free breast enlargement proccedures
* Firth in the USA; Should Muslims live as second class citizens in the United States?
* Sketch; Movie roles which Hugh Grant tried out for but didn't get the part. Included movies such as Jerry Maguire, A Few Good Men and Reservoir Dogs
* Stunt; Adult Shrek merchandise aimed at kids (included products such as cigarettes and ash trays, beer, heroin and vibrators)
* Ad/Trailer; The Comedy Channel's "Fuck-a-thon" (Comedians whose routines are based on saying "Fuck" repeatedly) as well as the "Frankston Fest" (Comedians who make bad taste jokes about Frankston)
* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Terrible hair styles
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 22: The Supermenace (the top 3 menaces to society, #3: Drugs, #2: Weather, #1: Asians)
* Ad/Trailer; The "JI Extreme" van with built-in terrorist aid features
* Ad Road Test; KFC Mashies (where people play finger soccer with the food in a library followed by playing with all kinds of KFC food in a KFC restaurant)
* End joke; Playing the credits of The New Inventors