* Intro Joke; On hunger strike for Burma - Isabelle Caro

* Change of names; Craig - Sporty Chaser, Chris - Posh Chaser, Julian - Scary Chaser, Chas - Baby Chaser, Andrew - Sporty-ish Chaser

* Intro; AFL Grand Final celebrations, Australian citizenship test

o Stunt; How many Australian nationals could pass the new citizenship test?

* Stunt; Showing prospective lessees around increasingly unsuitable rooms for rent

* Ad/Trailer; Stynx deodorant

* Stunt; Julian pretending to be an inspector and going around a carpet warehouse sale, putting up signs advertising excessive discounts

* Ad/Trailer; The World's Most Inconvenient Interviews 4

* Discussion; Israel's kosher mobile phone plans

* Ad/Trailer; "Jewcy" Rabbi Phone Chatline

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 23: When the Cupboard's Bare. How to dredge up news stories from nowhere including reports on a bingo hall which banned patrons from bringing in dogs, a pony that watches TV, illegal trade in shopping trolleys and a woman who plans to have eleven children

o Anna Coren's Meaningless Gibberish of the Week; Bizarre intro to a report on corporate law

* Ad/Trailer; P&OD Cruises

* Stunt; Trying to scare away tourists from climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge on the grounds that it is a sacred site for white people

* Song; Newtown (a satire on Tim Freedman)

* The Fixers; John Laws cash for comment disclosures, Burma

* Stunt; Trying to hold a rave in a clothing store

* End joke; Fatboy Slim tour dates